CHARLIE
What am I? What am I doing here? Why was I born human? In this century? This is to existentially, and I should think about more material problems.
EVERYONE
Charlie, please, tell us: who are you.
(Spotlight)
CHARLIE
Oh... I'm sorry. Hello, I'm Charlie. I'm some-years-old, have some interests, live somewhere on this planet, has som kind of job, has really bad situation with my studies. So, I'm introvert, don't have too many friends, like watching tv-shows, reading books, steaks and tea, but I'm real coffeemaniac.
EVERYONE
Wait, wait. Charlie, who are you?
CHARLIE
I... I don't understand...
EVERYONE
Who are you, Charlie?
CHARLIE
I am a human,,, If you mean this, or...
(Light becomes brighter)
EVERYONE
Of course Charlie you are a human, we can see this. But who are you?
CHARLIE
I began my monologue, you just...
EVERYONE
Who are you, Charlie?!
CHARLIE
I don't know, god damn it!
I don't know!
Don't do this to me
(Charlie starts sniffling)
EVERYONE
Good. Very good.
CHARLIE
What? What's good? And wait! Who are you?
EVERYONE
At first answer the question who are you Charlie.
(Darkness)